Category Archives: Humor

I Hope Her Prince Comes Quickly

Posted on March 29, 2016 by russtowne

The weather is gorgeous today and I have the all the windows open to better enjoy the fresh air, scent an sight of roses so close I could touch them, and singing birds, as I work. About ten minutes ago, the … Continue reading →

Posted in Cheerfulness, Children, Humor, Uncategorized | Tagged girl, humor, little, singing | 20 Comments

“Where a Hippo Flies”

Posted on March 19, 2016 by russtowne

I’ve just decided to publish a book of poetry for young children titled: Where a Hippo Flies Poetry for those See the World through Young Eyes It will include several of my rhyming story poems and perhaps two or three … Continue reading →

Posted in Adventure, Children, Children's Stories/Poems I Wrote, Humor, Making Memories, Poetry, Poetry I Wrote, Project Updates for Children's Stories/Poems I Wrote, Spreading the Word About My Books, Story Writing Adventures, Uncategorized, Writing, Writing Project Updates, Youth | Tagged childrens', poetry, rhyming, stories, writing | 6 Comments

St. Patrick’s Day Humor

Posted on March 17, 2016 by russtowne

ST. PATRICK’S DAY GROANERS Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? A: Regular rocks are too heavy. Q: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? A: Because they’re always a little short. Q: How can you … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor | Tagged humor, mikeysfunnies.com, St. Patrick's Day | 12 Comments

Whims

Posted on March 14, 2016 by russtowne

“In a spy novel I had just read, the hero hid a letter in a particular statue in Washington, D.C. “Since I was in that city at the time, on a whim I decided to see if the statue really … Continue reading →

Posted in Humor, Reading | Tagged books, humor, mikeysfunnies.com, reading | 5 Comments

“I Am Your Father!”

Posted on February 10, 2016 by russtowne

Our son Ben and grandson Brian are playing with some very cool Star Wars light sabers. They turn different colors and make the same sounds as they do in the movies including the when they slash through they air and … Continue reading →

Posted in Family, Family "Fun", Grandparenting & Grandkids, Humor | Tagged Darth Vader, family fun, humor, light sabers, Star Wars | 19 Comments

Boys Will Be Boys

Posted on February 5, 2016 by russtowne

One day I thought back to how fun it was as a relatively young boy to pop caps, from the red strips of paper that had little holes and dots of gunpowder in them to the colored plastic ones that … Continue reading →

Posted in Children, Fun, Grandparenting & Grandkids, Humor | Tagged boys, Family, fun, Grandchildren, humor | 10 Comments

More Thomas-isms

Posted on December 29, 2015 by russtowne

Our 3-year old grandson Thomas has a cold. After we played, it was time for his nap and for me to get back to work. Thomas gets especially creative at nap time. His excuses can be a little unusual. I … Continue reading →

Posted in Children, Grandparenting & Grandkids, Humor | Tagged children, Grandchildren, Grandparents, humor, superheroes | 14 Comments

Moose Over!

Posted on December 10, 2015 by russtowne

With Love, Russ

Posted in Animals, Humor, Uncategorized | Tagged beer, driving, humor, moose | 12 Comments

Phyllis Diller Remembered

Posted on December 8, 2015 by russtowne

A friend sent this to me With love, Russ Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. -Phyllis Diller Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance? -Phyllis Diller Cleaning … Continue reading →