Category Archives: Humor

But, Honey …

Posted on June 24, 2019 by russtowne

An older couple is having dinner in a restaurant. The wife sees another couple about their age sitting in a booth nearby. She sees the husband sitting close to his wife, with his arm around her. He is whispering things … Continue reading →

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Treasures of the Heart

Posted on June 13, 2019 by russtowne

My second western romance book, Treasures of the Heart will soon be available in ebook, softcover, and audiobook formats. Here are a brief description and sample: Treasures of the Heart A quiet quirky loner rides into Bent Fork on a horse … Continue reading →

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Hump Day Humor: Time to Go!

Posted on May 8, 2019 by russtowne

A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. “What’s the matter?” he was asked. He said, “I heard the nurse say, ‘It’s a very simple operation, don’t worry, I’m sure it will be … Continue reading →

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A Ring Funny

Posted on April 30, 2019 by russtowne

One day while driving through a neighborhood near his church, Pastor John saw a little boy on a front porch, struggling trying to reach the doorbell. Feeling like he needed to help the young fellow, he stopped his car and … Continue reading →

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Taxing Humor

Posted on April 15, 2019 by russtowne

To all who suffered the maddening tax forms and found you owe substantially more money this year than last, I offer my condolences and this humor, courtesy of http://www.mikeysFunnies.com: There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his … Continue reading →

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His Wife Probably Wasn’t Laughing

Posted on April 9, 2019 by russtowne

As the manager of our hospital’s softball team, I was responsible for returning equipment to the proper owners at the end of the season. When I walked into the surgery department carrying a bat that belonged to one of the … Continue reading →

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Quick Thinking Humor!

Posted on December 12, 2018 by russtowne

It was the night of the children’s Christmas play and little Johnny was upset because he didn’t get the part of Joseph.  He was assigned the inn keeper. Because he was still bitter, when Joseph and Mary arrived at the … Continue reading →

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Stop Peeing in the Kitty Litter!

Posted on December 2, 2018 by russtowne

  My non-fiction book about the fun and craziness of parenting, “Stop Peeing in the Kitty Litter” is now available on Amazon, Audible, and iTunes. $3.46, or free with your Audible trial. With love, Russ

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Kids Say the Funniest Things

Posted on November 30, 2018 by russtowne

Photo Credit: Ben White via Unsplash.com KIDS SAY THE FUNNIEST THINGS “Close the curtains,” requested a tot, sitting in a pool of bright light. “The sun’s looking at me too hard.” Someone asked a youngster when he would turn 6. … Continue reading →

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Mental Strength

Posted on November 27, 2018 by russtowne

  The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older … Continue reading →

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