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Tag Archives: mikeysfunnies.com
“I Knew Better, But…”
today’sThot============================ Story of my life: I knew better but did it anyway. ======================================= A man had trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens fenced in. The neighbor kept saying chickens were noble creatures, and they had the right to … Continue reading
Wedding Humor
Little Emily was at her first wedding and gaped at the entire ceremony. When it was over, she asked her mother, “Why did the lady change her mind?” Her mother asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, she went down the … Continue reading
Holiday Humor
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, he asked her the usual question, “And what would you like for Christmas?” The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: “Didn’t you get my text?” … Continue reading
A Neighbors Funny
“Dad, I think the Smiths next door are angry at us.” “Why is that?” “They’re probably mad because our dog can retrieve the newspaper, and theirs can’t.” “How could you possibly know that? We don’t even subscribe to the paper.” … Continue reading
Posted in Dogs & Other Wonderful Creatures, Humor, Uncategorized
Tagged dogs, humor, mikeysfunnies.com
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Good Question. Great Answer!
The dinner guests were sitting around the table discussing life. One man, a CEO, decided to explain the problem with education. He argued: “What’s a kid going to learn from someone who decided his best option in life was to … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, service, Teachers/Teaching, Uncategorized
Tagged humor, mikeysfunnies.com, students, teaching
12 Comments
Makes Sense to Me
Little Johnny and his mother returned from the grocery store and began putting away the groceries. Little Johnny opened the box of animal crackers and spread them all over the table. “What are you doing?” his mother asked. “It says … Continue reading
Posted in Children, Humor, Uncategorized
Tagged animal crackers, children, humor, mikeysfunnies.com
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St. Patrick’s Day Groaners
Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? A: Regular rocks are too heavy. Q: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? A: Because they’re always a little short. Q: How can you tell if an Irishman … Continue reading
Posted in Humor, Uncategorized
Tagged humor, mikeysFunnies, mikeysfunnies.com, St. Patrick's Day
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“Let’s Run Though the Rain!”
A little girl had been shopping with her Mom in Walmart. She must have been 6-years-old, this beautiful red-haired, freckle-faced image of innocence. It was pouring outside. The kind of rain that gushes over the top of rain gutters, so … Continue reading
Posted in Children, Inspiring, Parenting, Uncategorized
Tagged children, inspiring, mikeysfunnies.com, rain
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St. Patrick’s Day Humor
ST. PATRICK’S DAY GROANERS Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? A: Regular rocks are too heavy. Q: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? A: Because they’re always a little short. Q: How can you … Continue reading
Whims
“In a spy novel I had just read, the hero hid a letter in a particular statue in Washington, D.C. “Since I was in that city at the time, on a whim I decided to see if the statue really … Continue reading