Tag Archives: mikeysFunnies

Hump Day Humor

Posted on June 27, 2018 by russtowne

Image credit Ben White via Unsplash.com A Sunday school teacher was telling the story of Daniel in the Lion’s Den. She had a picture of Daniel standing brave and confident, surrounded by lions. One little girl started to cry. The … Continue reading →

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Two-line Humor

Posted on January 11, 2018 by russtowne

A guy told his friends: “I left my job because of illness and fatigue.” Turns out, his boss got sick and tired of him. Source: www.mikeysFunnies.com With Love, Russ

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St. Patrick’s Day Groaners

Posted on March 17, 2017 by russtowne

Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? A: Regular rocks are too heavy. Q: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? A: Because they’re always a little short. Q: How can you tell if an Irishman … Continue reading →

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Playing His Game

Posted on March 14, 2017 by russtowne

A Texan was taking a taxi tour of London and was in a hurry. As they went by the Tower of London the cab driver explained what it was and that construction of it started in 1346 and was completed … Continue reading →

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Clever Girl

Posted on February 24, 2017 by russtowne

today’sFUNNY=========================== Many years ago in a small  village, a farmer had the misfortune of owing a large sum of money to a village moneylender. The moneylender, who was an awful, mean man, fancied the farmer’s beautiful daughter. So he proposed … Continue reading →

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To All the Mr. Millers Out There

Posted on November 11, 2016 by russtowne

RED MARBLES I live in the south and was at the corner grocery store buying some potatoes. I noticed a small boy, ragged but clean, hungrily appraising a basket of freshly picked green peas. I paid for my potatoes but … Continue reading →

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Monday Humor

Posted on November 7, 2016 by russtowne

One night a burglar, needing money to pay his taxes, decided to burgle a safe in a mom and pop grocery store. On the safe door was a note that read “Please don’t use dynamite. The safe is not locked. Just … Continue reading →

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More Humor from mikeysFunnies.com

Posted on August 20, 2016 by russtowne

It was a particularly tough football game, and nerves were on edge. The home team had been the victim of three or four close calls, and they were now trailing the visitors by a touch-down and a field goal. When … Continue reading →

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The First Impression Fib

Posted on August 15, 2016 by russtowne

John grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to his hometown because he could be a big man there. He really wanted to impress everyone. So he … Continue reading →

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I Like This Little Guy! Fly, My Friend! Fly!

Posted on March 19, 2013 by russtowne

At his request, each morning three-year-old Ray’s mother pinned a bath towel to the back shoulders of his size two T-shirt. Immediately in his young imaginative mind the towel became a brilliant magic blue and red cape. And he became … Continue reading →

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