Hump Day Humor

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A Sunday school teacher was telling the story of Daniel in the Lion’s Den.
She had a picture of Daniel standing brave and confident, surrounded by
One little girl started to cry.
The teacher said, “Oh, honey, are you afraid for Daniel?”
The little girl said, “No, it’s that little lion, over in the corner; he
isn’t going to get any food.”
What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday? “Aye, Matey!”
With Love,

About russtowne

My wife and I have been married since 1979. We have 3 adult children and 5 grandchildren. I manage a wealth management firm that I founded in 2003. My Beloved is a Special Education teacher for Kindergartners and First Graders. I'm a published author of approximately 60 books in a variety of genres for grownups and children. In addition to my family, friends, investing, and writing, my passions include reading, watching classic movies, experiencing waves crashing on rocky shores, hiking in ancient redwood forests, and the beauty of kindness and nature.
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