Monday Humor

One night a burglar, needing money to pay his taxes, decided to burgle a safe in a mom and pop grocery store. 

On the safe door was a note that read “Please don’t use dynamite. The safe is not locked. Just turn the handle.” He was quite pleased with this turn of events so he followed the instructions. 

Instantly a heavy sandbag fell on him, the entire store was floodlighted, and alarms started sounding. As the police carried him out on a stretcher, he was heard moaning: “My confidence in human nature has been terribly shaken.” 


If your car’s engine develops a knock, chances are it’s opportunity knocking for some mechanic.


With Love,


About russtowne

I'm awed by the beauty of nature and the power of love and gratitude. Some of my favorite sensory experiences include waves crashing on rocky shores, waterways in ancient redwood and fern-filled forests, and rain. My wife and I have been married since 1979. We have 3 adult children and 5 grandchildren. I manage a wealth management firm that I founded in 2003. My Beloved is a Special Education teacher for Kindergartners and First Graders. I'm a published author of approximately 60 books in a variety of genres for grownups and children.
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7 Responses to Monday Humor

  1. Redneck Lena says:

    Thank you for the chuckle!

  2. ksbeth says:

    that is so funny and just what we need on this last day )

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