Tag Archives: humor

A Sweet Joke

Posted on June 13, 2018 by russtowne

Photo Credit: Pete Wright via Unsplash.com today’sFUNNY=========================== As I left the grocery store, I noticed two little kids, maybe six or seven years old, selling candy bars in front of the store to raise money for their school band. “I’ll … Continue reading →

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A Pregnant Fireman

Posted on June 11, 2018 by russtowne

Photo Credit: Arny Mortgensen via Unsplash.com today’sFUNNY=========================== “Give me a sentence about a public servant,” said a teacher. The small boy wrote: “The fireman came down the ladder pregnant.” The teacher took the lad aside to correct him: “Don’t you … Continue reading →

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“Do You Remember?”

Posted on May 24, 2018 by russtowne

A joke courtesy of www.mikeysFunnies.com: An older couple was lying in bed one night. The husband was almost asleep when his wife started reflecting on all the love they had shared. The old gentleman is about asleep when she nudges him … Continue reading →

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Fighting Alien Tree Monsters

Posted on May 20, 2018 by russtowne

I love the imaginations of youngsters. Earlier today during a visit by two of our grandkids and their parents our oldest grandson Thomas was in the backyard playing in our tiny redwood grove and yelled, “I’m fighting some alien tree … Continue reading →

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A Fishy Game of Hide and Seek

Posted on April 19, 2018 by russtowne

One of our favorite activities when our local grandchildren are visiting is playing Hide and Seek inside our home. It’s especially fun to play with the new rooms creating many additional hiding places. Everyone plays: My Beloved, nearly-six-year-old Thomas, fourteen-month-old Riley, … Continue reading →

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Trouble with a Tribble

Posted on April 12, 2018 by russtowne

During a recent visit to my son Brian and his family in Maryland, as I sat at one end of their dining room table while the others were elsewhere, every time I coughed I heard an odd sound for inside … Continue reading →

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LEO Humor

Posted on April 5, 2018 by russtowne

A cop stops a guy for speeding. Guy: “Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don’t think it’s fair – there were plenty of other cars going just as fast, so why did I get the ticket?” Cop: “Ever … Continue reading →

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Lost in Translation

Posted on March 30, 2018 by russtowne

My Beloved called from the grocery store this afternoon asking if I needed anything. I asked her to buy some Ramen noodles for me. I’ve had a hankering for them lately. When she got home, she handed a bottle of … Continue reading →

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“I Knew Better, But…”

Posted on March 20, 2018 by russtowne

today’sThot============================ Story of my life: I knew better but did it anyway. ======================================= A man had trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens fenced in. The neighbor kept saying chickens were noble creatures, and they had the right to … Continue reading →

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Wedding Humor

Posted on February 9, 2018 by russtowne

Little Emily was at her first wedding and gaped at the entire ceremony. When it was over, she asked her mother, “Why did the lady change her mind?” Her mother asked, “What do you mean?” “Well, she went down the … Continue reading →

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