A cop stops a guy for speeding.
Guy: “Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don’t think it’s fair – there were plenty of other cars going just as fast, so why did I get the ticket?”
Cop: “Ever go fishing?”
Guy: “Ummm, yeah…”
Cop: “Ever catch all the fish?”
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If you attempt to rob a bank you won’t have any trouble with rent/food bills for the next 10 years, whether or not you are successful.
Source: www.mikeysFunnies.com
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My wife and I have been married since 1979. We have 3 adult children and 4 young grandsons. I manage a wealth management firm I founded in 2003. My Beloved is a Special Education teacher for Kindergartners and First Graders. I'm a published author of 23 books in a variety of genres for grownups and children. In addition to my family, friends, investing, and writing, my passions include reading, watching classic movies, experiencing waves crashing on rocky shores, hiking in ancient redwood forests, and enjoying our small redwood grove and fern garden.
