A cop stops a guy for speeding.
Guy: “Officer, I know I was speeding, but I don’t think it’s fair – there were plenty of other cars going just as fast, so why did I get the ticket?”
Cop: “Ever go fishing?”
Guy: “Ummm, yeah…”
Cop: “Ever catch all the fish?”
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If you attempt to rob a bank you won’t have any trouble with rent/food bills for the next 10 years, whether or not you are successful.
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