Not Fair Picking on Old People!

Three little boys were bragging about how tough they were.
“I’m so tough,” said the first boy, “that I can wear out a pair of shoes in a week.”
“Well,” said the second boy, “I’m so tough, I can wear out a pair of jeans in a day.”
“That’s nothing,” said the third boy.  “When my parents take me to see Grandma and Grandpa, I can wear them out in just one hour.”
Doctor to patient: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that you are not a hypochondriac.
With love,

About russtowne

I'm awed by the beauty of nature and the power of love and gratitude. Some of my favorite sensory experiences include waves crashing on rocky shores, waterways in ancient redwood and fern-filled forests, and rain. My wife and I have been married since 1979. We have 3 adult children and 5 grandchildren. I manage a wealth management firm that I founded in 2003. My Beloved is a Special Education teacher for Kindergartners and First Graders. I'm a published author of approximately 60 books in a variety of genres for grownups and children.
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4 Responses to Not Fair Picking on Old People!

  1. As a nanna I so get this, the grandkids can wear me out pretty quick

  2. ksbeth says:

    good to have a smile today )

    • russtowne says:

      I know that feeling too. I’ve had a demo hammer blasting away at the fireplace in the center my house all day today. It makes for an interesting working environment for me.

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