ST. PATRICK’S DAY GROANERS
Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?
A: Regular rocks are too heavy.
Q: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Because they’re always a little short.
Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
A: He’s Dublin over with laughter!
Q: What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick’s Day?
A: St. O’Claus!
Q: Are people jealous of the Irish?
A: Sure, they’re green with envy!
Q: What would you get if you crossed Quasimodo with an Irish football player?
A: The Halfback of Notre Dame!
Q: Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with?
A: Because they’re very short-tempered!
“I married an Irishman on St. Patrick’s Day.”
“Oh, really?”
“No, O’Reilly!”
Source:Ā www.mikeysFunnies.com
With Love,
Russ
Russ Towne's A Grateful Man 
Fun and clever! Happy St. Patrick’s Day to you sir!
Thank you! I wish the same for you, Annette!
Russ
May you have warm words on a cold evening,
A full moon on a dark night,
And the road downhill all the way to your door.
Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Russ!
I wish the same for you, my friend! Thank you, Joan!
i love the last one the best, and happy day to you, russ )
Thank you, Beth. Happy day to you!
Russ
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Happy St. Pat’s.
Same to you, Tess.
Russ
Happy belated St. Patrick’s Day, begorra.
Thank you, Ann. I hope you had a good one!
Russ
Hi Russ! a few jokes @ my virtual playground: š
https://myvirtualplayground.wordpress.com/leave-a-joke-here/
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have a sunny day and a formidable week! cheers, MĆ©lanie d’Armagnac(@ FB!) š
Thank you. I plan to check out your personal playground right now.
Russ