Fun Signs

Posted on April 26, 2013 by russtowne

Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:
“Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”
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In a Podiatrist’s office:
“Time wounds all heels.”
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At an Optometrist’s Office:
“If you don’t see what you’re looking for,
you’ve come to the right place.”
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On a Plumber’s truck:
“We repair what your husband fixed.”
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On another Plumber’s truck:
“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
“Invite us to your next blowout.”
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At a Towing company:
“We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”
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On an Electrician’s truck:
“Let us remove your shorts.”
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In a Non-smoking Area:
“If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”
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On a Maternity Room door:
“Push. Push. Push.”
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At a Car Dealership:
“The best way to get back on your feet -miss a car payment.”
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
“No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”
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In a Veterinarian’s waiting room:
“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”
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At the Electric Company
“We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don’t, you will be.”
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In a Restaurant window:
“Don’t stand there and be hungry;
come on in and get fed up.”
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
“Drive carefully. We’ll wait.”
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At a Propane Filling Station:
“Thank heaven for little grills.”
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CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
“Best place in town to take a leak.”
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Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
“Caution – This Truck is full of Political Promises”
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About russtowne

I'm awed by the beauty of nature and the power of love and gratitude. Some of my favorite sensory experiences include waves crashing on rocky shores, waterways in ancient redwood and fern-filled forests, and rain. My wife and I have been married since 1979. We have 3 adult children and 5 grandchildren. I manage a wealth management firm that I founded in 2003. My Beloved is a Special Education teacher for Kindergartners and First Graders. I'm a published author of approximately 60 books in a variety of genres for grownups and children.
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27 Responses to Fun Signs

  1. billgncs's avatar billgncs says:
    April 26, 2013 at 6:27 pm

    biblical quote for dentists: “open your mouth and I will fill it”

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  2. utesmile's avatar utesmile says:
    April 26, 2013 at 9:40 pm

    wonderfully funny!

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  5. misifusa's avatar The Presents of Presence says:
    April 27, 2013 at 3:28 pm

    Oh my goodness ~ this one gave me huge giggles! xo

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  6. misifusa's avatar The Presents of Presence says:
    April 27, 2013 at 3:31 pm

    Reblogged this on Misifusa's Blog and commented:
    Happy Saturday to ALL! I just had to reblog this post from my friendly blogger Russ over at A Grateful Man!
    This gave me such a fit of the giggles that I had to share it with you! I hope your Saturday is stupendous! Enjoy a few LOLs on me!
    ♥ Misifusa

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  7. misifusa's avatar The Presents of Presence says:
    April 27, 2013 at 3:38 pm

    I even posted it on my FB page called The Presents of Presence because it gave me such giggles! Hope you don’t mind! ♥

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  8. ibdesignsusa's avatar ibdesignsusa says:
    April 27, 2013 at 3:59 pm

    This also made me laugh this morning. Really good ones 🙂

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  11. Charron's Chatter's avatar Charron's Chatter says:
    May 25, 2013 at 7:07 pm

    I like the eye doc one the best. The whole list is fabooOOOOOOooo!!! 🙂

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