Little Johnny was in kindergarten. There was a another boy in his class who wasn’t listening to the teacher.
The teacher said to the boy, “Since you don’t want to listen, you sit at that table by yourself.”
After a few minutes, Johnny raised his hand and said, “I don’t want to listen either. Can I sit with him?”
[forwarded by Steve Sanderson]
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