(Caution: This joke is a bit off-color in that it uses the 5-letter word for a male appendage. Please do not read this post if a joke containing that word will offend you. It is not my intention to do so. While this site is not known for off-color jokes, I thought this one sufficiently benign for adults to warrrant inclusion. If I’m wrong, please say so.)
A lady helps her man install a new computer.
Once it is completed,
she tells him to select a password,
a word that he’ll always remember.
as the computer asks him to enter it,
he looks at his wife and with a macho
gesture and a wink in his eye, he selects
a word but he is annoyed with her reaction,
when he selects: penis.
As he hits “enter”, to validate the selection,
his wife collapses with laughter and
rolls on the floor in hysteria
The computer had replied:
“Too short–Access Denied!”
Russ Towne's A Grateful Man 
I see – -a little guy humor!
LOL! Very punny!
puns are my weakness…. ( among other things )
That pun was pretty weak alright! ;-D! I had a roomate in college that made puns out of everything. I’ve never fully recovered.
Russ
I guess like anchovies, puns are an acquired taste!
hahaha that’s funny!
It’s probably funnier to the woman in the story than for the man! ;-D!
hehehe, I liked it! hubbs actually giggled too!
I’m glad that you both enjoyed it.
Russ
I couldn’t help smiling at this 🙂 Thanks for the laugh today, Russ.
I’ll bet a smile looks real good on you. I’m happy to be able to cheer you up. I hope you have a great weekend.
Russ