(Caution: This joke is a bit off-color in that it uses the 5-letter word for a male appendage. Please do not read this post if a joke containing that word will offend you. It is not my intention to do so. While this site is not known for off-color jokes, I thought this one sufficiently benign for adults to warrrant inclusion. If I’m wrong, please say so.)
A lady helps her man install a new computer.
Once it is completed,
she tells him to select a password,
a word that he’ll always remember.
as the computer asks him to enter it,
he looks at his wife and with a macho
gesture and a wink in his eye, he selects
a word but he is annoyed with her reaction,
when he selects: penis.
As he hits “enter”, to validate the selection,
his wife collapses with laughter and
rolls on the floor in hysteria
The computer had replied:
“Too short–Access Denied!”