For Those Who Could Use A Laugh: Choose Your Password Wisely

(Caution: This joke is a bit off-color in that it uses the 5-letter word for a male appendage. Please do not read this post if a joke containing that word will offend you. It is not my intention to do so. While this site is not known for off-color jokes, I thought this one sufficiently benign for adults to warrrant inclusion. If I’m wrong, please say so.)

A lady helps her man install a new computer.

Once it is completed,

she tells him to select a password,

a word that he’ll always remember.

as the computer asks him to enter it,

he looks at his wife and with a macho

gesture and a wink in his eye, he selects

a word but he is annoyed with her reaction,

when he selects: penis.

As he hits “enter”, to validate the selection,

his wife collapses with laughter and

rolls on the floor in hysteria

The computer had replied:

“Too short–Access Denied!”

About russtowne

My wife and I have been married since 1979. We have 3 adult children and 4 young grandsons. I manage a wealth management firm I founded in 2003. My Beloved is a Special Education teacher for Kindergartners and First Graders. I'm a published author of 23 books in a variety of genres for grownups and children. In addition to my family, friends, investing, and writing, my passions include reading, watching classic movies, experiencing waves crashing on rocky shores, hiking in ancient redwood forests, and enjoying our small redwood grove and fern garden.
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11 Responses to For Those Who Could Use A Laugh: Choose Your Password Wisely

  1. billgncs says:

    I see – -a little guy humor!

  2. camsgranny says:

    hehehe, I liked it! hubbs actually giggled too!

  3. I couldn’t help smiling at this 🙂 Thanks for the laugh today, Russ.

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