Beloved Can Relate TOO WELL To This Joke

When the Jones family moved into their new house, a visiting relative asked five-year-old Sammy how he liked the new place.

“It’s terrific,” he said.

“I have my own room, Mike has his own room, and Jamie has her own room.

But poor Mom is still in with Dad.”

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If a tomato is a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie?

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About russtowne

I'm awed by the beauty of nature and the power of love and gratitude. Some of my favorite sensory experiences include waves crashing on rocky shores, waterways in ancient redwood and fern-filled forests, and rain. My wife and I have been married since 1979. We have 3 adult children and 5 grandchildren. I manage a wealth management firm that I founded in 2003. My Beloved is a Special Education teacher for Kindergartners and First Graders. I'm a published author of approximately 60 books in a variety of genres for grownups and children.
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8 Responses to Beloved Can Relate TOO WELL To This Joke

  1. Hahahaha! I love it!!!

  2. Jo-Anne's avatar Jo-Anne says:

    I had my own bedroom right up till I got married and for the last 28yrs I have had to share a room what a bumma…………….lol

    • russtowne's avatar russtowne says:

      If your hubby is anything like me you may have had to deal with some downright frightening sounds and smells! ;-D!

      Speaking of sharing a room, in our house we decided early on that whoever is the angry party should be the one who sleeps on the couch. That has saved me a LOT of couch time! Which is a good thing because I’m about 2 feet too long for the couch!

      Russ

  3. beebeesworld's avatar beebeesworld says:

    loved it-smart kid…

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