I saw these on www.mikeysFunnies.com and thought you too would enjoy them.
Looking in the mall for a cotton nightgown, I tried my luck in a store known for its hot lingerie. To my delight, however, I found just what I was looking for.
Waiting in the line to pay, I noticed a young woman behind me holding the same nightgown.
This confirmed what I suspected all along: despite being over 50, I still have a very “with it” attitude.
“I see we have the same taste,” I said proudly to the 20 something behind me.
“Yes,” she replied. “I’m getting this for my grandmother for Christmas.”
[forwarded by Steve Sanderson]
Research has determined that the shelf life of fruitcake is longer than the shelf.
Way to feel old