Monday Humor

I saw these on www.mikeysFunnies.com and thought you too would enjoy them.
With Love,
Russ
Looking in the mall for a cotton nightgown, I tried my luck in a store known for its hot lingerie. To my delight, however, I found just what I was looking for.
Waiting in the line to pay, I noticed a young woman behind me holding the same nightgown.
This confirmed what I suspected all along: despite being over 50, I still have a very “with it” attitude.
“I see we have the same taste,” I said proudly to the 20 something behind me.
“Yes,” she replied. “I’m getting this for my grandmother for Christmas.”
[forwarded by Steve Sanderson]
today’sThot============================
Research has determined that the shelf life of fruitcake is longer than the shelf.
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About russtowne

My wife and I have been married since 1979. We have 3 adult children and 4 young grandsons. I manage a wealth management firm I founded in 2003. My Beloved is a Special Education teacher for Kindergartners and First Graders. I'm a published author of 23 books in a variety of genres for grownups and children. In addition to my family, friends, investing, and writing, my passions include reading, watching classic movies, experiencing waves crashing on rocky shores, hiking in ancient redwood forests, and enjoying our small redwood grove and fern garden.
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