A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by a policeman.
“What are those machetes doing in your car?” asks the cop.
“I juggle them in my act.”
“Oh, yeah?” says the doubtful cop. “Let’s see you do it.”
The juggler gets out and starts tossing and catching the knives. Another man driving by slows down to watch.
“Wow” says the passer-by. “I’m glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they’re giving now!
If your mind goes blank, don’t forget to turn off the sound.
Cute & thanks for the Monday funnies. 🙂
You’re welcome. I’m happy to spread smiles, especially for those most in need of them.
Thanks for the chuckles. I needed ’em.
I’m glad to hear they helped, Jan. May the rest of your day be full of smiles and laughter.
ha ha ha Funny is always good on a Monday afternoon.
I agree. Thank you for your comment, Lisa. May you always feel welcome here.
Talk about cute
thanks for the smiles, russ )
Smiles look good on you, Beth.
😀 -D 😀 Thanks,Russ.
You’re welcome, Tess.
I new a guy who juggled knives, butcher…not machetes. Scary to watch!
Good catch, Mrs. P! (Pun intended.)
I love a good joke!
I’m glad to hear it, Clare. Laughter is wonderful.