What Day is It? Humor

“WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?!” the irate customer yelled after calling the newspaper office.

“Madam,”  said the newspaper employee, “today is Saturday.  The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on SUNDAY.”

There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition as she was heard to mutter, “Well, that explains why no one was at church either.”

[forwarded by JR Whitby]

today’sTHOT============================

I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I didn’t like being spoken to in that voice.

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Source: http://www.mikeysFunnies.com

With Love,

Russ

 

About russtowne

I'm awed by the beauty of nature and the power of love and gratitude. Some of my favorite sensory experiences include waves crashing on rocky shores, waterways in ancient redwood and fern-filled forests, and rain. My wife and I have been married since 1979. We have 3 adult children and 5 grandchildren. I manage a wealth management firm that I founded in 2003. My Beloved is a Special Education teacher for Kindergartners and First Graders. I'm a published author of approximately 60 books in a variety of genres for grownups and children.
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2 Responses to What Day is It? Humor

  1. ksbeth says:

    thanks for the smiles, russ ))

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