Humor for those having a rough day:
The General wanted to test gate security, and knowing that guards were currently under orders to shoot to kill if a car didn’t stop, he zoomed through the front gate, past the guard, without stopping.
The guard recognized him and saluted.
The General backed up, and chewed the guard out, up one side and down the other, about following orders, shoot to kill, and guarding the gate of America’s best. For some reason at the end he asked, “Do you have anything to tell me?”
“Yes sir! Would you care to back up and try it again, sir?”
[forwarded by Glenn Woodclaver]
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Ha ha – that is a good one! Don’t blame the guard.
Yup! Though in reality shooting a general–even in this situation–is probably not a wise career move. ;-D!
ha – no. No it would not be wise. You gave me a smile today – thanks!
Ha ha. No way? Yes way!
Perhaps some generals just need to be shot… ;-D!