Wanna Try Again?

Humor for those having a rough day:

The General wanted to test gate security, and knowing that guards were currently under orders to shoot to kill if a car didn’t stop, he zoomed through the front gate, past the guard, without stopping.

The guard recognized him and saluted.

The General backed up, and chewed the guard out, up one side and down the other, about following orders, shoot to kill, and guarding the gate of America’s best. For some reason at the end he asked, “Do you have anything to tell me?”

“Yes sir! Would you care to back up and try it again, sir?”

[forwarded by Glenn Woodclaver]

Source: www.mikeysFunnies.com

About russtowne

I'm awed by the beauty of nature and the power of love and gratitude. Some of my favorite sensory experiences include waves crashing on rocky shores, waterways in ancient redwood and fern-filled forests, and rain. My wife and I have been married since 1979. We have 3 adult children and 5 grandchildren. I manage a wealth management firm that I founded in 2003. My Beloved is a Special Education teacher for Kindergartners and First Graders. I'm a published author of approximately 60 books in a variety of genres for grownups and children.
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7 Responses to Wanna Try Again?

  1. inmycorner says:

    Ha ha – that is a good one! Don’t blame the guard.

  2. hahahaha! ❤
    Diana xo

  3. Ha ha. No way? Yes way!

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