I Couldn’t Corntrol Myself!

(Source: Karen Robiscoe shared Its So ‘Dumb and Stupid’-Its Funny’s photo)

So blame Karen for what is about to follow, because although I wrote the paragraph below, she started the silliness when she labeled her post ear-ie.
So it’s ALL her fault!

Looks like a husk-y specimen to me. You’ve got to get up pretty ear-ly to catch this guy! I think he’s wearing a silk coat. He tells corny jokes, but there’s usually more than a kernel of truth in them. He tried to join the army but they said he was too yellow. When he was younger, he was a stalk-er. He tried to ride down a cob-blestone street and that’s how creamed corn was created.

(Sorry. I couldn’t help myself.)


About russtowne

My wife and I have been married since 1979. We have 3 adult children and 4 young grandsons. I manage a wealth management firm I founded in 2003. My Beloved is a Special Education teacher for Kindergartners and First Graders. I'm a published author of 23 books in a variety of genres for grownups and children. In addition to my family, friends, investing, and writing, my passions include reading, watching classic movies, experiencing waves crashing on rocky shores, hiking in ancient redwood forests, and enjoying our small redwood grove and fern garden.
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14 Responses to I Couldn’t Corntrol Myself!

  1. melodylowes says:

    Ha! I’m all ears, Russ!

  2. Aww *shucks*, Russ, this is too funny… 😉

  3. mimijk says:

    Hmm, a little corny – but laugh-worthy!!!

  4. hehe.. funny description 😮

  5. Giggle Giggle Giggle! ♥

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