I Couldn’t Corntrol Myself!

Posted on July 17, 2013 by russtowne

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(Source: Karen Robiscoe shared Its So ‘Dumb and Stupid’-Its Funny’s photo)

So blame Karen for what is about to follow, because although I wrote the paragraph below, she started the silliness when she labeled her post ear-ie.
So it’s ALL her fault!

Looks like a husk-y specimen to me. You’ve got to get up pretty ear-ly to catch this guy! I think he’s wearing a silk coat. He tells corny jokes, but there’s usually more than a kernel of truth in them. He tried to join the army but they said he was too yellow. When he was younger, he was a stalk-er. He tried to ride down a cob-blestone street and that’s how creamed corn was created.

(Sorry. I couldn’t help myself.)

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About russtowne

I'm awed by the beauty of nature and the power of love and gratitude. Some of my favorite sensory experiences include waves crashing on rocky shores, waterways in ancient redwood and fern-filled forests, and rain. My wife and I have been married since 1979. We have 3 adult children and 5 grandchildren. I manage a wealth management firm that I founded in 2003. My Beloved is a Special Education teacher for Kindergartners and First Graders. I'm a published author of approximately 60 books in a variety of genres for grownups and children.
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14 Responses to I Couldn’t Corntrol Myself!

  1. melodylowes's avatar melodylowes says:
    July 17, 2013 at 5:11 am

    Ha! I’m all ears, Russ!

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  2. donnaanddiablo's avatar donnaanddiablo says:
    July 17, 2013 at 9:31 am

    Aww *shucks*, Russ, this is too funny… 😉

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  3. mimijk's avatar mimijk says:
    July 17, 2013 at 10:13 am

    Hmm, a little corny – but laugh-worthy!!!

    Reply
  4. Clinton Eleto's avatar Mr. ClintonSpel says:
    July 17, 2013 at 12:05 pm

    hehe.. funny description 😮

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