Now, for something lighter, and heavier… ;-D!

A tour bus arrived at Runnymede, England. The guide asked the tourists to
gather around and then said, “You are standing on the very spot where the
barons forced King John to sign the Magna Carta.”

A man in the group asked, “When did that happen?”

“1215,” the guide answered.

The tourist looked at his watch, “Rats!” he said, “Missed it by half an
hour.”

[forwarded by Al Keeney]

today’sTHOT============================

Sleeping with the light on may cause obesity…Especially if it’s the
refrigerator light.

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