A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the
mall was packed. As the wife walked through the mall she was surprised
to look up and see that her husband was nowhere around. She was quite upset
because they had a lot to do.
Because she was so worried, she called him on her cell phone to ask
him where he was.
In a calm voice, the husband said, “Honey, do you remember the jewelry
store we went into about 5 years ago where you fell in love with that
diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you that I would
get it for you one day?”
The wife choked up and started to cry and said, “Yes, I remember that
He said, “Well, I’m in the bar right next to it.”