>>Today’s Funny

While flying from Denver to Kansas City, Kansas, a lady was sitting across the aisle from a woman and her eight-year-old son.

She couldn’t help but laugh as she heard the mother say to the boy, “Now remember…after we land, run to Dad first, then the dog.”

>>>Today’s Thot

I don’t need anger management. I just need people to stop making me mad.

Source: Mikeys Funnies

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The Journal of Applied Social Psychology published a paper that showed that when a food server leaves a mint or piece of chocolate with a bill, they typically get a larger tip.

One piece of candy yielded tips that were 3% larger than they otherwise would have been. And leaving two pieces yielded tips that were a whopping 14% larger than they would have been if no candy was left.

That’s what I call a sweet return on investment!

Source: dan@nowIknow

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“If you haven’t got charity in your heart you have the worst kind of heart trouble.”

–Bob Hope

With Love and Gratitude,

Russ

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