John and Nancy, married for 40 years, planned a second wedding to renew their vows.
Nancy described to her friend the dress she would wear.
Nancy’s friend asked, “What color shoes?”
Nancy replied, “Silver.”
John chimed in: “Yep, silver … to match her hair.”
With a pointed look at John’s bald spot, Nancy’s friend said: “So, John, I guess you’ll go barefoot.”
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