Tuesday Funny – Random

It’s unusual for me to run across jokes I hadn’t heard before, and all three in this post were new to me, as I hope they’re new to you.

With Love,
Russ

Author Don Massenzio

puddle_fish

“Poor Old fool,” thought the gentleman as he watched an old man trying to fish in a puddle of water outside of the bar.

He decided to invite the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught so far?”

The old man replied, “You’re the eighth today.”

teacher

Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home.

One boy throws his bag out the window.

Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I’m going home now.

parking

A company owner was asked a question, “How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?”

He smiled & replied, “It’s simple. I have 30 employees and 29 free parking spaces. One is paid parking.”

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About russtowne

My wife and I have been married since 1979. We have 3 adult children and 4 young grandsons. I manage a wealth management firm I founded in 2003. My Beloved is a Special Education teacher for Kindergartners and First Graders. I'm a published author of 23 books in a variety of genres for grownups and children. In addition to my family, friends, investing, and writing, my passions include reading, watching classic movies, experiencing waves crashing on rocky shores, hiking in ancient redwood forests, and enjoying our small redwood grove and fern garden.
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6 Responses to Tuesday Funny – Random

  1. lisakunk says:

    Three good ones. ha

  2. ksbeth says:

    thanks for sharing these and making me laugh )

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