It’s unusual for me to run across jokes I hadn’t heard before, and all three in this post were new to me, as I hope they’re new to you.
“Poor Old fool,” thought the gentleman as he watched an old man trying to fish in a puddle of water outside of the bar.
He decided to invite the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught so far?”
The old man replied, “You’re the eighth today.”
Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home.
One boy throws his bag out the window.
Teacher: Who just threw that?
Boy: Me and I’m going home now.
A company owner was asked a question, “How do you motivate your employees to be so punctual?”
He smiled & replied, “It’s simple. I have 30 employees and 29 free parking spaces. One is paid parking.”