I found this hilarious and believe many former children will be able to relate to much of what this writer wrote. I know I certainly had many misconceptions of such things as a child.
That was weird. I heard tiptoeing and a door quietly locking. I tiptoed to my parent’s room and found their door locked! Their door was never even shut except around Christmas. Mother must have gotten scared and locked it. Assuming the worst, I pounded and screeched, “Mama! Mama! Your door’s locked. Help! I can’t get in!!!”
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