Please forgive me in advance for the joke I’m about to tell (because you may not want to after you’ve read it)…
Overheard at an old time western bar –
There’s going to be a hanging today, Brown Paper Pete is going to be strung up.
What an odd name? Where did he get that from?
…
Well, he wears a brown paper hat, a brown paper shirt, a brown paper jacket, brown paper pants, brown paper socks and brown paper shoes
What crime did he commit?
… rustlin’
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I'm awed by the beauty of nature and the power of love and gratitude. Some of my favorite sensory experiences include waves crashing on rocky shores, waterways in ancient redwood and fern-filled forests, and rain. My wife and I have been married since 1979. We have 3 adult children and 5 grandchildren. I manage a wealth management firm that I founded in 2003. My Beloved is a Special Education teacher for Kindergartners and First Graders. I'm a published author of approximately 60 books in a variety of genres for grownups and children.
groan!!!
You can’t say I didn’t warn you! ;-D!
Ohhh that was bad!….but cute….Diane
Thank you, Diane.
Russ
GROANNNNNN!
Ain’t it great? ;-D!
Russ
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Well Russ.. of necessity some must bomb for others to succeed .. this was one of the bombers.. yet.. still made me laugh, like all bad jokes do..
LOL! Oh, you cut me to the quick, my friend. ;-D!
Russ
I actually love these kind of jokes!!
I sure am glad that SOMEBODY does! ;-D! Thank you for leting me know.
Russ